Beach Humping

It was a rainy evening in Boracay when my boyfriend and I decided to go bar-hopping. While walking along the beach, my boyfriend started fondling me. That turned me on but I stopped and told him to do it later. I asked him if we could swim, but he disagreed and said he’d just watch and wait for me at the shore. After a while I found myself running to the beach with just my bra and capri on, but before I got myself wet my boyfriend was shouting behind with just his briefs on! We were not quite far from the shore swimming when I pulled my boyfriend toward me and told him: “You’re turning me freaking on.” He smiled back at me and started undressing me. In a minute we had the most exciting lovemaking in the middle of the sea with big heavy waves under the drizzling rain, until one big wave brought us apart near to the shoreline. After the challenging quickie he was asking me about his underwear. I said I didn’t know where they were because I was holding my clothes too. To my surprise, he stood up naked facing the shoreline looking for his lost underwear. By that time I came back to my senses I noticed the bar’s spotlight was facing the sea, making us visible to the shore area. To my horror, there were already people on the shore! We were stuck in the sea and the only idea to get our clothes on was to let him borrow my underwear to get off the sea. At first, he didn’t like the idea, but having no options my boyfriend wore my pink underwear and ran to the shore very quickly to get our clothes. Good thing my bikini underwear looked good on him—even sexier than his lost pair of briefs.


My Little Bro's Pal

One night my little brother and his friends had a sleepover at our place. They were planning on having a Lord of the Rings marathon and being the resident ate, I had to stay up and take care of them. When we finished at around 1AM, we were all pretty exhausted. I shooed them off to my brother’s bedroom while I went off to mine. I was collapsed on the bed already when I realized I had left the TV and the lights switched on downstairs. I went downstairs and was shocked! I saw that not only did one of my brother’s friends find our kuya’s porn collection, he was also busy jacking off to La Blue Girl. Now, La Blue Girl isn’t one of my favorite porn movies but with this boy getting off in a hurry, I found myself getting turned on. I sat on the bottom step of the stairs and started massaging my breast with one hand and sliding my finger up and down my slit thru my panties with the other. After a minute or so, I realized this wouldn’t be enough. So I approached the fat, pimply little boy and told him it was past his bedtime. In shock, he fell on the floor and I saw his erection rapidly deflating. I saw that he was really embarrassed so I told him it’s okay, and I promised I wouldn’t tell anyone as long as he’d go to bed. I took him to bed all right—not my brother’s bed, but mine. In no time I was kissing a virgin’s ears, down to his neck while my hand wandered down to his crotch. He reached up and started massaging my breasts. It kind of hurt; he obviously didn’t know what he was doing. But between his ministrations and the cold air-conditioning, my nipples were soon hard and I wanted more. I knew we didn’t have much time, so I yanked his shorts off. I teased him a bit, but soon guided him to the love tunnel. I began gyrating, extremely turned on by the nastiness of the situation, by his moans of pleasure. Apparently, he liked this better, because after a while he said, “I'm cumming.” After that we both exploded in one of the best sex encounters I’ve ever had. No experienced man has ever given that much control in a long time. 

Bedroom Tricks!

Be carnally creative
A rather handy solution to the sleepy female/awake-and-erect male syndrome. Originally used as a method of birth control and to preserve virginity, “femoral intercourse” involves you thrusting your penis between her closed thighs instead of inside her vagina. It’s a gentle, non-invasive way to have sex, and it keeps both of you satisfied. If you place your penis near the top of her thighs so it slides in between the vaginal lips, sleepy female can rapidly turn into wide awake, horny female! 

Ask her the finger
Believe me, boys, you’ll be exceedingly lucky to have the guts to ask for it. Every guy I’ve done this to asks for it more and more. The G-spot is just there, all you have to do is ask your girlfriend to find it…as you go and find hers.  

Remember that position counts
Is she left-handed or right-handed? Never underestimate the symmetry of the body: If she is left-handed then the left side of her upper extremities is more sensitive. Upper extremities—meaning ears lobes, neck, nipples, shoulders. They say left-handed people are very creative, and instilling a more artistic exhibition on lovemaking will be more than appreciated. Inculcate this into your lovemaking. 

Spare me some slippery stuff
When you do your own five-finger salute and it isn’t lubricated, it can feel uncomfortable instead of erotic. So when you’re in the heat of the moment, ask for her saliva. Don’t be embarrassed to ask her to spit on it. What do you know? You might get a little extra… 

Ask to meet her vibrator
One of you holding a vibrator over the clitoral area during penetrative sex is the most effective way to ensure a shared orgasmic experience. Me? I use it as much as I use my toothbrush. Why don’t everyone? 

Build bridges
If your goal is to achieve simultaneous orgasms, use the technique most sex therapists recommend. The idea is to give clitoral stimulation almost right up to the point of orgasm and then thrust her to trigger the final orgasmic reflex. This effectively provides a “bridge” between clitoral stimulation and intercourse. Studies show that up to half of women who couldn’t previously climax through penetration alone gained that ability after using this technique regularly.
  

Trigger orgasm
The more your brain travels a certain path neurologically, the more effortless it becomes. The act of smiling—actually curving your lips upward—triggers the release of serotonin, a hormone that makes you feel happy. The same applies to orgasm: The more signals of impending orgasm to your brain, the easier it will be to trigger the orgasmic response. Focus on the things you naturally do on approach to orgasm—sounds you make, how you move—then exaggerate them. 

Ask instructions
The woman’s sexual system is complicated. It would be like saying you only need to be pretty good at math to be a rocket scientist! On the other hand, your sexual system is simple. If you don’t have any clue how to touch her, then ask her to show you how—and I mean when, where, how hard, how fast…in as much detail as possible. It’s seriously not half as embarrassing as you think it is. Try simply opening your ears to hear a little moan and know she’s enjoying what you’re doing. 

The cuddle trick
Some men still aren’t as verbose or as comfortable with expressing emotion as women are. Sex tends to be used as a means of showing their love and feeling close to us women. Men often have sex to feel wanted. It’s true, sex for a man appears to be his primal form of giving. If you really want to say “I love you,” you may suggest sex. So when your partner rejects sex with you, she’s not just rejecting the sex. Adopt a new philosophy: When she says no, tell her you just want to cuddle, and as we all know spooning can prelude to sex.